Myles

Myles was born exactly one month and one week later than Ellie and Kathleen to one Austin (father) and Amanda (mother). He was born as Jessica Maya Llewellyn Watson Cornelius Jeremiah Peter Steven Hutchinson Jones Smith James Bond Subject 25 Karl Rebbaca Charlie Samantha Samuel Bean, but later changed his name to Myles. He has many siblings who we unfortunately not named because there are too many to count. He was born in Darlington at exactly 4:20pm on a Thursday and then proceeded to bat some chavs who were chatting shit in the streets below.

Myles is known for his gracious acts to the UK and US governments, after destroying the taliban at only 4 years old, foiling a plan to assassinate all world leaders on the one day of the decade they meet in Hampshire, and finding the second shooter on Grassy Knoll. However, he recently gave up that life to find all the secrets of the universe. That then began his hunt for Kathleen.

Early Life
Myles attended several schools from his birth, starting at Corporation Road, but ended up leaving because they “weren’t about it”. Whilst he was there, he met THE RAT. It is thought that the ginger from THE RAT's hair contaminated him, and he slowly became more ginger overtime. This is why if you ever get the chance to look at Myles without dying from ahohonilookedatanuglyfaceitis, you will see that his hair is nearly ginger. He knew he must escape such a tyranny filled location and fled the area. That is when Myles was enrolled in Mowden, were he learned absolutely nothing except he was nearly gay. After finishing Mowden, Myles attended Polam Hall School, which he originally had doubts about because “I ain’t no posh freak”

However, after some serious bullying, he began to reconsider. That is when year seven happened. In year eight Myles, due to a serious psychological disorder and need for attention, came out as basically Bisexual to his close confidants. Then some scabs went around spreading, and the entire year found out. We don’t talk about the remainder of the year, especially Carlton lodge. Then in year Nine he met Ellie and after a serious mental breakdown or five, they became friends. Myles only partook in a small portion of Year 10 and 11 due to that big nasty plague.

At the age of 9, Myles accidentally changed his life, by running into a large tree, where he then unlocked his powers, which include magic eating, annoying energy and Trivia. He has disclaimed it would be seriously damaging if anyone else did it, because his super human strength allowed him to survive.

Finding Kathleen
Months after his seriously life changing accident, Myles partook in a Cricket thing. This is where he was asked to look after a new child, he was told was only known as Kate. He later found out this was incorrect as her real name is actually Kathleen. He and Kate became besties for only that day, as she was out slaying dragons for the remainder of the Cricket thing.

Myles then spend the next few years in psychiatric facilities because of his lack of Kathleen. However he was released when he began attending Polam Hall School, as Kathleen had finally returned and his deficit was countered. During this time however, he met several of his pet rock frens, including Beatrice and Mlepaynos.

Being besties with Kathleen
It is common knowledge that Myles and Kathleen are in fact besties. They are so close that some people refer to them as platonic soulmates. In fact, Kathleen talks to Myles so often, he has to actually look at his phone to read her messages. Kathleen is a knowledge bender, much like Aang from Avatar the last airbender. as she  can be told information and she will sometimes listen. This why a large portion of their messaging is about Wellingtonias, or Giant Redwoods. Myles does not refer to her as Kathleen anymore, instead she is referred to as Kafleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, and this is how Myles will start every message.

Kathleen is one of very few people to know what Myles does outside of school, due to his lack of socialising or public appearances. He mainly hides underground, like a large mole, and digs tunnels to get to his location. Kathleen is one of the very people to see him travel outside of his tunnels, and has therefore seen him running around with a basil plant once.

At that particular moment, it was exactly 16:43 on a Wednesday afternoon, on the 17th of July 1876, and in the Victorian times, it is common knowledge that basil as a gift is signal of hatred and therefore Myles will be forever owing to her, for his grave mistake.